Just wanted to put a couple of jokes on here. Serious stuff, you see.

1) What do you call an Iranian on a roof?
Shite on a shingle

2) A guy comes home and tells his wife to pack her things, he lost her in a poker game. She asks how he could do that? He says, "It was the hardest thing I have ever done, I had to fold a Royal Flush"

Enjoy your day.